Shit Trader Joe’s Ran Out Of

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As pre-snow grocery hoarders snaked around the aisles of Trader Joe's last night, an employee trailed them with a sign reading "THE END OF THE LINE IS HERE!" Apparently, shoppers took that to mean the end times and not just a position in the frozen food section, because by 8:30 p.m., the 14th Street store had been ransacked like there was no tomorrow. As a sequel to 2014's Shit Whole Foods Ran Out Of, here's a visual inventory of the items Trader Joe's ran out of.

Cinnamon raisin bagels

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Ciabatta

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Actually, almost all the bread

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Organic kiwis

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Shiitake mushrooms

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Broccoli florets

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Peppers (yellow and orange)

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Onions

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Basically, all of the produce

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Most of the deli meats and cheeses

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Cracker assortment

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Veggie flaxseed tortilla chips

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Organic coconut oil

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Frozen pizzas

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Eggs

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Most of the milk

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ALL THE MEATS

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Even the sauerkraut

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Bottled water

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The $6.99 wine

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The $4.49 wine

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Photos by Jessica Sidman