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Jerk Cats Steal Dog Food Because They Refuse To Play By The Rules

August 22, 2014 0

Welcome back to The Huffington Post’s ongoing series on feline psychology. If you’re new to the course here is a brief summation of what we’ve learned so far: CATS. ARE. TOTAL. JERKS. Great, we’re all caught up.

For today’s lesson, if you’ll turn your attention to the video above, we will observe some cats stealing food from mild mannered dogs.

Sure, if you ask the cats, they’ll tell you they’re just trying to help the dogs keep their New Year’s resolutions to shed some lbs. But we all know that these furry sadists just want more food for themselves.

After you finish the video please join us in the comments section for an illuminating discussion on the following topics.

1. Why are cats such jerks?
2. How can dogs learn to stand up for themselves and be more assertive with their cat bullies?
3. Why won’t you let the dogs eat already, you meanie cats?
4. F—k you, cats! (we still love you, though)

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Bike Between D.C.’s Breweries (and Distillery) This Weekend

August 22, 2014 0

If you prefer a bike seat to a bar stool, get in on the D.C. Beer Week action Saturday with Bardo’s bimonthly brewery bicycle tour. At 1 p.m., meet at the Brookland Metro’s west entrance, then ride to DC Brau, New Columbia Distillers, and Atlas Brew Works. Then five-mile journey ends at Bardo’s brewery and beer garden at 4 […]

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Edible Chocolate LEGOs Exist, Childhood Dreams Can Now Be Stacked And Eaten

August 22, 2014 0

If you’ve ever been told you weren’t allowed to have dessert until you cleaned up your toys, well, you can now clean up your toys by having dessert. You can eat your toys. Eating your toys will clean up your mess. Your toys are the dessert. That’ll sho…

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Last Night’s Leftovers: Eden Center Edition

August 22, 2014 0

Tenants of Eden Center in Falls Church sue landlord for poor conditions. [Post] Inside the PornBurger guy’s exclusive supper club [Thrillist] Toki Underground will serve street-food breakfast at Union Market. [PoPville] Mintwood Place team’s new Shaw restaurant will be called Convivial. [Washingtonian] Take a look at the menu for Pop’s SeaBar, coming to Adams Morgan. [Eater] […]

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How To Make The Most Immaculate Rainbow Ice Cream Cake Of The Century

August 22, 2014 0

You do not need a reason to make this ice cream cake.

Sorry, what was that? I couldn’t hear your excuses over the sound of my longing sighs, as I looked at this ice cream cake. It is not my birthday, and it probably isn’t yours, either. The special…

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12 Times Churros Were So Beautiful They Made You Weep

August 22, 2014 0

The Spanish know what they’re doing when it comes to street food. And that’s absolutely clear with their churros. We can’t think of one dessert that understands people with a sweet tooth more than the churro. These long, craggily pieces of fried dough …