“When I was a baby bartender, they told me to watch out for The Pooper.”

From butter chicken to burrito bowls, these are the frozen meals nutrition experts swear by.

“Sell by,” “best by” and “use by” probably don’t mean what you think they do.

The experts on gas, bloating, colon cancer and other digestive issues share what they avoid themselves.

Their favorites all stay under a specific amount of sugar, and they don’t have a long list of thickeners or additives in the ingredients list.

The short answer: Only eggs are actually getting cheaper. Everything else is still getting more expensive.