Perhaps no other chain restaurant in America has the cult-like following of Chipotle Mexican Grill. And while we respect the zeal of Chipotle evangelists, there’s a fine line between affection and obsession. Here are 17 people that took their love for Chipotle way too far. Like…

This guy who ate Chipotle while skydiving.

This competitive eater Matt Stonie who ate 4 burritos in 3 minutes.

This hungry dude who ate 4 burritos in 9 minutes… and then ran a 7-minute mile.

This baby rocking a Chipotle onesie.

And also this burrito baby.

This couple that got engaged at Chipotle.

And this couple who went to Chipotle on their wedding day… and subsequent anniversaries.

This guy who ate nothing but Chipotle for 30 days straight “to learn about monogamy” — and says he lost 10 pounds in the process.

This president exhibiting classic governmental overreach.

Pres Obama orders his burrito bowl at a Chipotle today before lunch w participants in the working families summit. pic.twitter.com/eVXgeYlYDe

— petesouza (@petesouza) June 24, 2014

Whoever thought this Chipotle burrito cake was a good idea.

This gentleman who hoarded Chipotle napkins at his desk.

This guy who got a tattoo of a burrito.

This dude who is fully aware the guacamole costs extra.

And this woman riding a giant Chipotle burrito.

But let’s be real… Chipotle is everything.

The latest installment of craft beer mania is upon us in the form of the city’s sixth annual DC Beer Week. Today through Sunday, local breweries, bars, and restaurants will play host to over 100 events focused on drinking and learning about craft beer. Below are our picks for the best foamy fun the week has to […]

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Are you a fan of both baking and cat videos? Then you’ve come to the right place.

In this video, avid baker and YouTube user Rosanna Pansino shows us how to decorate a cake so it resembles the face of the Internet’s sassiest feline, Grumpy Cat.

All y…