Naked Dudes Steal Meat From Florida Restaurant, Take Their Wieners With Them

They stole beef in the buff. Then they were on the lam.

In a crime that had no cover-up despite security cameras watching, two naked guys and one wearing just underwear swiped 60 hamburgers, 3 pounds of bacon, three red peppers and a paddleboard from Doc's Beach House restaurant in Bonita Springs, Florida, outlets reported.

WTFark! gets to the bare bottom of what apparently went down at Doc's in the wee hours of July 20. Watch the video above.